Why is it that in the movies, it is always possible to park directly outside
the building you are visiting?
In movies, whenever there's a car chase, why is the car always an
extremely expensive one? And why does it always crash?
Why is it that in the movies, when paying for a taxi, it is possible to grab
any note at random and it will be the exact fare?
Why is it that in the movies, the Eiffel Tower can be seen from any
window in Paris?
Why can't life be more like a sit-com? Wouldn't it be nice to always get
a laugh from your jokes and have even the biggest problem solved in half
an hour?
Did you know that in the movies it doesn't matter if you are heavily
outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts? Won't your enemies just wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a
threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors?
Why is it that in the movies, any lock can be picked by a credit card or a
paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child inside?
How come in the movies, a man will show no pain while taking the most
ferocious beating, but will wince in pain when a woman tries to clean his wounds?
In the northern hemisphere the water always drains down the plug hole
anti-clockwise. In the southern hemisphere it always drains clockwise. Is it imposible to empty a bath exactly on the equator?
Why is it that the people who save their money for a rainy day always
end up getting soaked by the government?
How do you get the germs off of your soap?
Who's on the face of Mickey Mouse's watch?
Why do all aliens always have such big heads?
How do M&Ms know when they're in your mouth, so they can melt?
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If at first you don't succeed, then should you give up the idea of a
parachute jump?
If at first you don't succeed, should you destroy all evidence that you
tried?
Is no problem so big and complicated that it can't be run away from?
How can we call a certain era "The Middle Ages" when we have
absolutely no idea how long time will last?
What happens if this is all just one big video game and God runs out of
money?
At the movies, why do all beds have special L-shaped top sheets which
reach up to armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her?
At the movies why is at least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil?
At the movies, how come most laptop computers are powerful enough to
override the communications system of any invading alien society?
At the movies, when you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish?
At the movies, how come all honest and hard working policemen are
traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement?
How did they get the air inside of a tennis ball?
Once they invent faster-than-light travel, will that mean that once you get
to your destination, you'll have to wait in the dark for awhile?
When you dine out and all the waiters are wearing gloves, do you ever
wonder what's in the food that they're afraid of?
If you pay a woman attention why does she say you're smothering her,
yet if you give her space she says you're ignoring her?.
How can we call a certain era "The Middle Ages" when we have
absolutely no idea how long time will last?
What happens if this is all just one big video game and God runs out of
money?
At the movies, ehy is it that during all police investigations it is necessary
to visit a strip joint at least once?
At the movies, why do all beds have special L-shaped top sheets which
reach up to armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her?
At the movies why is at least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil?
At the movies, how come most laptop computers are powerful enough to
override the communications system of any invading alien society?
At the movies, how come all honest and hard working policemen are
traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement?
Once they invent faster-than-light travel, will that mean that once you get
to your destination, you'll have to wait in the dark for awhile?
When they say time flies, where does it fly to?
If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?
Why is it that once you get a mouthful of too hot coffee, whatever you do
next is going to be wrong?
How come we don't feel the earth spin?
What is in the 'space' not occupied by the expanding universe?
Why do phone companies give you numbers to call if your phone doesn't
work?
Why is snow white yet ice is colourless?
Is it true that mail order Philippino brides come in manila envelops?
Just what was it on the other side of the road that made the chicken
want to cross it?
Sure, everyone is entitled to be stupid, but don't some people seem to
abuse the privilege?
If you have chicken at lunch and chicken again at dinner, do you ever
wonder if the two chickens knew each other?