You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on....Dean Martin Quotes.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant....Dean Martin Quotes.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does....Dean Martin Quotes.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt....Dean Martin Quotes.

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