Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself....Congress Quotes by Mark Twain.

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving....Congress Quotes by Robert E. Lee.

I have seen in the Halls of Congress more idealism, more humanness, more compassion, more profiles of courage than in any other institution that I have ever known....Congress Quotes by Hubert H. Humphrey.

Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows....Congress Quotes by Bernard Devoto.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke....Congress Quotes by Will Rogers.

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