MERE MALE

MM was having lunch one day with his brother when I noticed that they had been given the others salad. Rather than simply swapping plates they both stood up and changed seats.

We were all watching television one night when there was a power failure. MM said it was starting to get hot and we all agreed, so MM got up and turned off the heater.

MM and I were late for an appointment. We left the house in a hurry and MM realized he had left his watch behind. I askled if he thought he had time to go back and get it? He looked at his bare wrist to see.

MM and I ran into a friend we hadnt seen in a while. She was telling us about her new baby she had a year ago. I noticed my friend had put on a little weight when MM declared " and I can see another one is on the way".

I was watching the TV show 60 minutes when MM asked "how long does this show go for?".

Looking for the TV remote one morning I recieved a phone call from MM who had taken the reomte in the morning thinking it was the mobile phone.

MM was cooking some breakfast. After a few moments he asked "do I scramble the eggs before or after I cook them?".

One of my friends works in Saudi Arabia on an expatriate compound. He has what they call a bondoo dog, a stray which turned up one day. He had it for around a year caring for it and treated it as a normal pet. He went on vacation for a few weeks and asked a Mere Male friend on same compound to look after the dog. His friend agreed. A couple of weeks later the dog decided to go walkabout for a week or so. Anyway, the pooch in question turned up, rather dirty and covered in mud seeking to have a meal as usual. The relieved friend was glad the dog returned and bathed, cleaned and brushed the dog so she looked like her old self once more. The owner returned the following week and was greeted at the door upon returning from vacation. Naturally he was wishing the see his companion as well. The Mere Male brought the pooch in and said, there you are bathed, brushed and well feed while you were away. The owner knelt down pat the pooch and said, so I see you gave my pooch a sex change as well?

My young Mere Male son was chasing garden Lizards one day. Noticing he had something in his hand my wife said to him, "Hey what do you have there?" He said,"Oh it's just a lizard." Concerned that the subject lizard might get a little squashed, she said,"Perhaps you should let him go....his mummy might be missing him." My son said,"Oh..it's ok," as he opened his other hand, "I have his mummy as well."

Being a Mere Male myself I was on vacation with future parents-in-law some years ago. My (now) mother-in-law (MIL) is a bit of a home economist. I was assigned the duty of preparing the salad for lunch one day. I came across a rather large green grub which was in the lettuce. I used a small leaf to encapsulate the subject grub whilst I passed it to my MIL to dispose of. Unfortunately my MIL was not aware of the situation and being in a waste nothing mode, my MIL took the small enveloped larva and popped into her mouth and said, "thankyou." Of course I said,"your welcome!"

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