TRANSLATING PERSONAL ADS

Affectionate . . . . . . . . . . Horny.

Aging Child . . . . . . . . . . .Self centered adult.

Ample . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Large.

Assertive . . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streak.

Attractive . . . . . . . . . . .Average and conceited

Average . . . . . . . . . . . . .Below Average

Chatty . . . . . . . . . . . . .Never shuts up.

Cute . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ugly

Dynamic . . . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy. Excited About Life's Journey . .No concept of reality.

Fat and Sassy . . . . . . . . . .Large and loudmouthed.

Financially secure (I am) . . . Has a job.

Financially secure (you are) . . Rich.

Freedom loving . . . . . . . . .Undependable.

Free Spirited . . . . . . . . . .Crazy and irresponsible.

High Spirited . . . . . . . . . .Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things.

Huggable . . . . . . . . . . . .Large.

Humorous . . . . . . . . . . . .Watches too much TV and never shuts up.

Independent Thinker . . . . . . .Crazy.

Irrelevent . . . . . . . . . . .Mean and lacking basic social skills.

Looking for Mr./Ms Right . . . . .Looking for Mr/Ms Rich.

Moody . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Manic-depressive.

Non Drinker. . . . . . . . . . . I just finished the 12 step program.

Passionate . . . . . . . . . . . REALLY horny.

Petite (I am) . . . . . . . . . .Short.

Petite (you are) . . . . . . . .Size 2.

Poetic . . . . . . . . . . . . .Manic-depressive and boring.

Relaxed. . . . . . . . . . . . . Lazy

Romantic . . . . . . . . . . . . Horny.

Self Employed . . . . . . . . . Unemployed.

Slender . . . . . . . . . . . . .Skinny.

Social Drinker . . . . . . . . . Alcoholic.

Soulful . . . . . . . . . . . . .Manic-depressive and quiet.

Svelte . . . . . . . . . . . . .Anorexic.

Uninhibited . . . . . . . . . . .Lacking basic social skills.

Unpredictable . . . . . . . . . .Manic-depressive and off medication.

Very Human . . . . . . . . . . .Quasimodo.

Young at Heart . . . . . . . . .Over 40.