I was just on a date with this guy who greeted me at my door with flowers, a smile, and an unzipped fly.
I didn't have the heart to tell him right away (I was hoping he'd notice by himself), so I pretended not to notice.
Finally, as we got in the cab to go out to dinner, I saw him discretely zip up, but this whole incident has had me laughing for the last two days.
Everybody makes mistakes, even when on dates.
Submitted by Kate.
Went on a date once to a park to play on the swings with a guy I was seeing and his daughter, with my younger brother (9) and sister (6).
How do you tell a guy you barley know he's got a booger hanging from his nostril? You don't.... you leave that up to teasing from your siblings.... LOL
Submitted by LenLen.
When I was still in my teens, me and this guy from school went to the movies.
We had never kissed before and during the first part of the movie I could see he wanted to kiss me but was all nervous.
Finally just as he was about to kiss me I turned my head to see what was happening on the screen and he ended up kissing my ear.
Problem was, he was wearing braces and they got stuck in my earring.
For the rest of the movie we just sat there with his mouth stuck to my ear.
Well when everyone else had left the usher came around, and when he found out what happened he just laughed and laughed.
They ended up putting us in a taxi and we went to the hospital where all the Doctors and Nurses couldnt stop laughing.
Well they separated us and I gave him my earring as a souvenir to remember me by......
Submitted by Susan.
Back a few years ago I was working in an insurance office and
a handsome man in another office there asked me to meet him
for a "coffee break".
I was thrilled beyond words, as he was so handsome and
considered the "catch of the year". As he sauntered off the
elevator where i was waiting, I quipped, "hurry up, you act
like you have a wooden leg" to which he replied, "I DO."
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