TURKEY JOKES

Q. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? A. If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all.

A man goes to the doctor with a problem, "Doctor, can you help me! I cant stop acting like a turkey!"
"Ok," says the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think, Mom laid the egg in 1970...."

A young man named Steven received a parrot as a gift.
Although he tried to teach the parrot to talk, the parrot never said a word.
As the months went by, Steven became more and more frustrated as the Parrot refused to say a word.
Steven tried everything, but no matter what he did, the stubborn parrot would not say anything, it seemed almost as if the parrot was laughing at Steven. Steven was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot said nothing, almost mocking Steven.
Steven shook the parrot and the parrot did nothing.
In desperation, Steven threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Steven quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Steven's outstretched arms and said "I am very sorry if I may have offended you with my silence and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my unforgivable behavior."
Steven was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

Q. Why do turkeys go "gobble, gobble"? A. Because they never learned good table manners.

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