JOKES PICK UP LINES
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?.
Your father must be a thief, he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
HI! Can I buy you a car?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?........
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi! Do you have a name?, or can I call you mine?
-Carmie-
Do you have any kiwi in you (NZ blood)? no - do you want some ?....Trent.
One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment
and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can
tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
The guy says, "Well, give me some examples."
The girlfriend proceeds to tell him, "Well the first way is, if a guy shoves
his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough
lover and that isn't for me.
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole
than that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for
me either."
Then she said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
He then proceeded to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the
lock."
PICKUP LINE COMEBACKS :
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
" Do you belivev in love at first site, or do i need to walk by again?"
Comback: I have an idea, walk by again and keep going!
Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Im a female impersonator.
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Perhaps, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Meet Single Girls and Guys for Dating!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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