KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!



KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
MP
MP who?
My glass is MP. Can you get me some water?

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so i'll knock.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
I see your underwear

Knock knock
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dime
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke

Knock knock
Who's there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?

Knock Knock
Who's there
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !

Knock Knock
Who's there
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct

Knock Knock
Who's there
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !

Knock knock
Who's there?
Despair
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat

Knock knock
Who's there?
I used
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Vitamin
Vitamin who?
Vitam in for a party!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !

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