GROUNDHOG DAY JOKES

Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
A: He became a pound hog!

Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: The ground frog!

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I?ll bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.
At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
"I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!

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