TOP TEN WAYS TO CONFUSE SANTA

1 : While hes in the house write him a speeding ticket and leave it on the sleigh.

2 : Dress up in your favorite costume and when Santa comes down the chimny say "trick-a-treat".

3 : Leave a note saying that Mrs Claus called and wanted him to pick up some milk and bread on his way home.

4 : Leave copy of your Christmas list with last minute changes.

5 : While hes in the house start playing New Year songs.

6 : Leave Santa a note telling Santa you have moved and include a map with unclear directions to your new house.

7 : Leave out a Santa suit with a note saying he left it behind last year.

8 : Instead of ornaments decorate your christmas tree with Easter eggs.

9 : Wait for Santa dressed up as the Easter Bunny.

10 : Leave Santa a note asking him to water your plants while you are on holidays.

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