Christmas

Christmas day is celebrated each year on December 25, though for some religions it may be a different date. Christmas is celebrated all over the world and is a time for Santa, giving cards, the Christmas tree, giving presents, being with family and friends. Santa delivers the presents on the night before Christmas and it is custom to leave some milk and food for Santa to eat when he visits your place.

Christmas was first celebrated some 4,000 years ago. Christmas in those times was a way of celebrating the Sun. Over the years Christmas has had many changes.

Top Ten Reasons to Celebrate Christmas
10. The big corporations need the money.
9. Gives you a good excuse to dress up in a red suit.
8. You like to stay in debt on your credit card.
7. Forget about that diet for the day.
6. The kids (you mean you) dont have enough toys.
5. What better way to spend your holidays than with the in laws.
4. Get to sit up all night waiting for santa.
3. Get to play with your kids toys. 2. You can eat and eat and eat....
1. Just cant beat that smile on your childrens faces.

Top Ten People To Celebrate Christmas With
10. Santa Claus.
9. Me.
8. With your boss.
7. With your in laws.
6. With your trusty old T.V.
5. The reindeers.
4. Why dont you just spend the whole day with your ex-partner.
3. That pretend friend you use to have as a kid.
2. Meet new people on the net.
1. With your family and friends.

Top Ten Places To Celebrate Christmas
10. Surfing the Paralumun web site.
9. Snoozing away in bed.
8. On the phone trying to find someone who knows how this game works.
7. Hitching a free ride on santas slay.
6. In your heart.
5. In the snow.
4. Anywhere but the net.
3. Under the christmas tree opening all those presents.
2. At the north pole with santa.
1. With your family and friends.

Top Ten Reasons Why Santa Uses The Chimney
(10) You Locked the Door.
(9) He Likes the Slide Down.
(8) The Reindeer Park on the Roof.
(7) Does not want to Ring the Bell at That Time of Night.
(6) Just Loves That Climb Back Up.
(5) The Chimney is Closer to the Tree than the Door.
(4) The Reindeer insist.
(3) Closest Thing to the Feel of an Elevator.
(2) He Owns the Trademark.
(1) Its Tradition.

Top Ten Ways To Confuse Santa
1 : While hes in the house write him a speeding ticket and leave it on the sleigh.
2 : Dress up in your favorite costume and when Santa comes down the chimney say "trick-a-treat".
3 : Leave a note saying that Mrs Claus called and wanted him to pick up some milk and bread on his way home.
4 : Leave copy of your Christmas list with last minute changes.
5 : While hes in the house start playing New Year songs.
6 : Leave Santa a note telling Santa you have moved and include a map with unclear directions to your new house.
7 : Leave out a Santa suit with a note saying he left it behind last year.
8 : Instead of ornaments decorate your christmas tree with Easter eggs.
9 : Wait for Santa dressed up as the Easter Bunny.
10 : Leave Santa a note asking him to water your plants while you are on holidays.

Christmas Quotes
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful....Christmas Quotes by Norman Vincent Peale.
I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all should. We all come home, or ought to come home, for a short holiday - the longer, the better - from the great boarding school where we are forever working at our arithmetical slates, to take, and give a rest....Christmas Quotes by Charles Dickens.
Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!....Christmas Quotes by Phyllis Mcginley.
Call a truce, then, to our labors -- let us feast with friends and neighbors, and be merry as the custom of our caste; for if ''faint and forced the laughter,'' and if sadness follow after, we are richer by one mocking Christmas past....Christmas Quotes by Rudyard Kipling.



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