The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?'
'I don't have to laugh,' she replied. 'I'm leaving Friday.'
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to
discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely
under water.
"That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said
to his.boss. "Should I give him his money back?"
"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you?
Get out there and sell him a houseboat."